Masturbating in the absence of professional optometrists endangers the sobriety of waterlogged store clerks.
If I crash my bag of incontinence and it flourishes beyond my reach would that make it O.K. for my defendants to do as they very well please?
I ask earnestly and would appreciate an answer pithily lest this caffeinated cup of tear-drops loses all character.
I’ll have you know my tongue only appreciates painstakingly cultivated character,
in all hot beverages be they tall, thin, and wide or not at all in between either way from here to there.
In a matter of speaking.
So if you will without much further undue digress afford me singularly a response
Do not mind my feelings, truth is of the most – the utmost, I beg your pardon – validity.
Electrocuted branches writhed under the stormy blue sky, which hurled upon the hills and ditches and pot-holes, golf ball sized droplets of acid rain
It’s midnight, the birds chirp in their sleep, the moon is a prickly old bastard.
Mother locked father in the closet to protect herself and the neighbourhood from his nightmares which burst out of him at the most inconsiderate of times
She leans against the door and says: “See the bigger picture into the future!”
He sits on a small hill of heels and replies:
“Make big needles in order to thread the droplets of saliva pinned under a blossoming Ox with antlers and wings, with long corkscrew lashes and grandpa ear bristles.”
“There you go off with your Bull again!”
He sings a hymn of giggles and chuckles.
Even though the suspenders kept her versatile grudges in check (which bounced just bellow the bellowing plexus) her castle remained a greatly impenetrable theory.
Saturday morning frost prickles curtains underbelly
Today out of slumber I rose peacefully
Thoughts a carnival of ponderence and winter loathing.
This non-localised-sense births coherence when partnered with rhyme!
Much intrigue in my deductions… Much indeed.
Try not to think of plots in holes. I free myself with this game I holds.
What stifles more other than rhyme marrying grammar? If, of a union, there was none – then words would be so such fun!
I cancelled blogging from my thoughts for all meaning and purpose had plummeted from my heart.
Themeless, my blog, thrusts me into aimless productions.
What worse act could befall a mind which suffers for reason in every way?, than having nought to say.
Then an idea struck me as lightning carefully strokes all trees:
«Perhaps the extradition of senses and meaning shall inject much needed stimulus into the very digital veins of this hollowed out blog!»
At the very least, it shall be the primer for it’s death; an eulogy carried out to sea, ejected by the earth.